Personal!

Jewels, or usually Yshyn (for obscure reasons), lives in West London, working as a button monkey, writes fanfic, reads fanfic, plays games and curses the availability of internet access the world over that lets idiots post whatever rubbish they like online. On an unrelated tangent, her own fanfiction is available on this website.

When asked to summarise her life philosophy in a single sentence for this page, she first worried at the fact that she was asking herself questions aloud, and then said, "Carpe Aptenodytes.".

So there.